Operation Paul Bunyan

I’m glad this esteemed representative has nothing better to do with his time

In other news, I am extremely excited for the beginning of both the NBA Finals and the World Cup. If Landon Donovan and Rajon Rondo had a baby, tenatively named ‘Lajon Dondo’ or ‘Randon Ronovan’, it and Usain Bolt would team up to take down the oppressive regime under future North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, in the year 2012. While the operation would be a success, it would undoubtedly trigger World War III and the end of the world.

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