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HEDONISM AND ITS MANY DISCONTENTS

World’s Hottest Curry Contest Ends in Shambles

“It was very painful and felt like I was being chainsawed in the stomach with hot sauce on the chainsaw.”

Who is the @sshole that sees someone take a small bite, fall to the floor writhing, screaming, and puking and says, “Nah, don’t worry about it, I got this.”

Awesome.

Let the profoundness of the Indian man sink in.

As a side note, I used this picture as a slide background in a Powerpoint presentation I did while studying abroad in Denmark. I think it was on globalization. Still hilarious.