February 2012
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January 2012
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November 2011
3 posts
AWESOMO
Action Park Deathmachine - Hilarious/Dark
Mexican Jail - Sounds way cooler than American Jail
Bad News for Singha Beer
MORE POSTS PENDING
October 2011
5 posts
The Ongoing Series of Tarot Card Abuses - Chapter...
I am going to begin doing Tarot Card readings on a number of arbitrary topics if for nothing else than TO PROVE ITS INFALLIBILITY.
Chapter 1:
How will the Patriots fare in the playoffs and will they win the Super Bowl?
Here is a chart of the standard Celtic Cross Layout:
(information unsourced from some anonymous other shitty tarot website because its the internet the world where nothing...
O! THE IRONY
SCIENCE MAKES HEADY YETI CLAIM
Robert Johnson, First Black Billionaire, Really Did Sell his Soul to the Devil
(for reference please visit here)
In other news, I found out I share the same birthday as Herman Cain (in addition to Jamie Foxx).
ORDER UP THE 5 5 5 9 9 9 DEAL.
BONUS SIDE NOTE: GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH 5 5 5 DEAL
HEDONISM AND ITS MANY DISCONTENTS
World’s Hottest Curry Contest Ends in Shambles
“It was very painful and felt like I was being chainsawed in the stomach with hot sauce on the chainsaw.”
Who is the @sshole that sees someone take a small bite, fall to the floor writhing, screaming, and puking and says, “Nah, don’t worry about it, I got this.”
Awesome.
Let the profoundness of the Indian man...
xxOccupyWallStreetxx
Three Babies, Four Dogs, Two Breasts, No Radiohead
Occupy Wall Street Journal - getting somewhere…….
September 2011
6 posts
Linkage
Disgruntled Republican Former Washington Staffer Dishes on Republican Party Today (Long and Detailed)
Cuba finds cure to lung cancer, officially wins Cold War
Almost 2012 - Survey shows Facebook more vital than toilets
Science proves, again, something we all knew inside
Another genius republican plan for victory over passive and weak democrats - le sigh
Orwell / Right Revolution
French woman...
America: →
Machetes, Power Tools, Revelations
I just found out a friend of mine in early grade school / kindergarten brutally murdered someone with a machete near the church I used to go to in Worcester. Last I knew he had moved to Colorado, where it snowed.
MISTRIAL IN MAKINEN MURDER TRIAL
A couple thoughts:
* I would have appreciated it more if they had titled it ‘MISTRIAL IN MAKINEN MURDER MYSTERY’ ; there’s no...
August 2011
4 posts
The Hand of Justice
AP News: “A former lifeguard is suing the New York State Department of Parks and Recreation for doing what he says they have no right to do — compelling a man in his late 50s to wear Speedo-style swim briefs….’People don’t want to see old people in Speedos and that’s what it comes down to, and I agree with them,’ Lester told Reuters on Thursday.”
...
The Cancer Post
Dogs can smell lung cancer
MDMA: Not just great for a steampunk desert rave (cures cancer, saves world)
6,000 Runners Fail to Discover Cure for Breast Cancer
A Dated Manifesto
Aged Manifesto (circa 2010)
“Society has sterilized mankind. Irreversibly.
At some point early in the 21st century, rock and roll died. No one was quite sure how or why this happened; it seemed to be getting by, Elvis-like, rank and bloated by the excesses of the 90s. Sure, it needed a diet, maybe yoga, pilates, fish oil capsules, omega 3s and nutmeg, but once he got himself checked out...
Nomenclature
….Lamborn said, when asked if the president would be to blame for the debt crisis. “It is like touching a tar baby and you get it—you’re stuck, and you’re part of the problem now.” He later apologized and said he meant to use the word “quagmire.”
I have this problem all the time. For clarification purposes:
Tar Baby:
Quagmire:
Presh.
June 2011
1 post
May 2011
2 posts
Wrestlemania
New Drug Oxi: Super Crack
This is bad, and then you realize this is also used on cows/hamburgers
It look a lot of tissues and lube but they did it anyway
Economics Fun (Long and Graphical)
How to Spot a (your very own) Psychopath - great read! (long)
on the good ship Juggalo - play by play
The Nazis and their dogs
...
CHECK OUT THE SHAPE TUMBLR
Huff Po What’s really real in Dc
April 2011
3 posts
March 2011
2 posts
February 2011
2 posts
Back in a Bowtie
This morning I had a dream about Orville Redenbacher, the late and great popcorn legend. In this dream it was he who created the legendary seersucker suit. Applicants who desired a seersucker suit would have to meet him in person so he could give them their own seersucker suit. At every meeting he wore a different seersucker suit. He held the largest collection of seersucker suits in the known...
December 2010
2 posts
Decembro
Congratulations, alcoholics!
The great Fiji crisis of 2010: My artesian water of choice.
I love Star Wars, part twelve
Crazy Wikileaks Map Interactive Fun
November 2010
1 post
October 2010
5 posts
Red Shirt Bro
I see you red shirt bro Looking at me, because I have sunglasses on Don’t you know it’s because I can’t stand the fluorescent lights? They drive me crazy. I don’t like your hat or your shorts. Your shoes are okay, but it’s not enough. I am going to brutally murder you. I came armed and ready to murder you. I have water, and Coke, and cookies, and tea, Matches, lighters, paint samples, sunglasses,...
Your Next Hero
Jimmy McMillan
Regarding his use of black gloves during the debate, “I’m a war vet,” McMillan said. “Don’t forget I was in Vietnam for two and half years and I have three Bronze Stars, but the chemicals of Agent Orange — dioxin and a lot of other chemicals mixed up — I would get sick. When I get home tonight, I know I’m not going to be able to breathe if I take...
A Whole New World
Right now I’m thinking about a mash-up between A Brave New World and Aladdin. Still definitely a cartoon musical.
Sad state of affairs
6 month aged happy meal
the future is now
Rapper TI talks man down from building
September 2010
2 posts
It's Been a While
…since I’ve listened to Staind. Or had a computer. Sorry, internet. I’ll make it up to you sometime. I’ll buy you an ice cream. You want an ice cream cone? Aww don’t cry, sport, I promise I’ll make it up to you next time.
This picture summarizes how I currently feel.
Google Instant Blacklist
The word in foreign currencies
Bad steak? Impossible.
This makes...
When China rules the world....
… I guess I wouldn’t mind terribly. Their plan of world dominance seems to be working than ours. And I do love rice. And they seem to love people with blonde hair. I could imagine worse fates (man eating space aliens).
Teleportation Exists?
August 2010
1 post
The Hardest Pill to Swallow
I was smoking a cigarette, thinking myself that much better than the world I watched silently crawl across the obscenely lit street. Naturally, my car had been towed. Stunningly. I told myself this wouldn’t be the last time this would happen. Looking back, I would do the very same thing again, swallowing my pride at every other self made tragedy in the name of love.
Fuck the man. I...
July 2010
3 posts
The Beginning of the End
Most Homoerotic Sports Photos of all time… featuring ill Scal dunk
He has the cloned eyes of a champion
William Shatner and the DC Sniper
Say It Ain't Ocho →
June 2010
3 posts
Give the gift of Gifs
Disappointing that they are capable of this, grateful that it won’t help
Days Bristling with Chagrin
Operation Paul Bunyan
I’m glad this esteemed representative has nothing better to do with his time
In other news, I am extremely excited for the beginning of both the NBA Finals and the World Cup. If Landon Donovan and Rajon Rondo had a baby, tenatively named ‘Lajon Dondo’ or ‘Randon Ronovan’, it and Usain Bolt would team up to take down the oppressive regime under...
May 2010
7 posts
Tiddly Winks
Guess they didn’t see that coming
Woops! They definitely didn’t see that coming
Woops! They might regret that decision….
More fun stuff
Bizarre
More blinks
Funny but irrelevant, really. For the record, I hope he breaks his own record.
Chess Politics
Roads in Guyana