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The Ongoing Series of Tarot Card Abuses - Chapter 1
I am going to begin doing Tarot Card readings on a number of arbitrary topics if for nothing else than TO PROVE ITS INFALLIBILITY.
Chapter 1:
How will the Patriots fare in the playoffs and will they win the Super Bowl?
Here is a chart of the standard Celtic Cross Layout:
(information unsourced from some anonymous other shitty tarot website because its the internet the world where nothing matters and Justin Bieber is king)
Card 1: The present (Patriots)
Card 2: The immediate challenge facing the querent (Patriots). You will often pull a difficult card here, which will indicate an obstacle that must be overcome. When you pull a “good” card here, examine it carefully because it will still represent a challenge. This second card represents an obstacle, opposing force or immediate challenge for the subject. This card shows “what crosses him.” (Jets defense, Ray Rice, ghost of Richard Seymour)
Card 3: Goal or Purpose, What You Carry with you, Attitudes and Beliefs; this card represents an ideal outcome, or what the subject wants to happen––not necessarily the same thing (win the Super Bowl, not lay down and die in the playoffs,Tom Brady’s short hair, a defense that doesn’t fold in the red zone)
Card 4: This is the root cause of the current situation. It may refer to past events, or to an unconscious influence (Long Hair, Randy Moss, Benching Welker)
Card 5: Place the fifth card on the left or right of the significator, away from the significator’s gaze (just put it to the fucking right like the diagram wants you to because it represents the recent past) If the card’s main figure looks to the left, put the fifth card to the right. This card represents an influence that is passing away - recent past (humiliating Bills loss, Ochocinco, Ellis, Ihedigbo, Haynesworth and Slater, season thus far)
Card 6: Immediate Future. This indicates events in the next few days or week(s). This reading does not cover months. (remainder of regular season)
Card 7: The subject as s/he is at present. Factors or inner feelings affecting the situation. Compare this against Card 1 in order to understand underlying forces/trends. If there is conflict between them this tends to indicate that the querent is going in the wrong direction.
Card 8: External influences. The subject’s environment and external influences, including how others see the subject. (NFL, Postseason, AFC East, Weather)
Card 9: Hopes or fears around the situation (laying down and dying in the playoffs, Brady getting injured, winning the Super Bowl)
Card 10: 10. The outcome, or “summing up” of all the cards; a likely outcome of the situation. (will the Patriots win the Super Bowl or not)
THIS IS KNOWLEDGE YOU CAN SAFELY GAMBLE ON.
Ok for the results (picture pending):
1. Queen of Swords
2. Four of Wands
3. The Tower
4. Six of Swords
5. Nine of Cups
6. Nine of Wands
7. Knight of Swords
8. Knight of Pentacles
9. Ten of Pentacles
10. Justice
Inconclusive. Trying again, Justice at the center.
Results:
1. Justice
2. Four of Cups
3. Ace of Swords
4. Nine of Swords
5. Four of Swords
6. Four of Wands
7. The Star
8. Eight of Swords
9. Page of Swords
10. Seven of Swords (futility)
They will make it to the Super Bowl and its going to look like its their year again, however, they will lose. The Patriots will not win the Super Bowl, perhaps even due to a key injury in the game itself.
‘It is like a rheumatic boxer trying to “come back” after being out of the ring for years.’
Ouch. Looks like its the Packers again; look for the Pats defensive line to fold like paper and their secondary disappear in thin air. You heard it here first.
Finally, just to prove something entirely different, read this blog.
O! THE IRONY
SCIENCE MAKES HEADY YETI CLAIM
Robert Johnson, First Black Billionaire, Really Did Sell his Soul to the Devil
(for reference please visit here)
In other news, I found out I share the same birthday as Herman Cain (in addition to Jamie Foxx).
ORDER UP THE 5 5 5 9 9 9 DEAL.
BONUS SIDE NOTE: GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH 5 5 5 DEAL
I had a dream that I broke out of incarceration and began to flee to Canada. I was with a group that I do not recall, but probably close figures. We had been arrested for something arbitrary and small (like jaywalking) that I also cannot recall. In our escape, my boss was able to quickly determine our first spot of hiding (think Night at the Museum) and have us arrested for more serious crimes (evading arrest or something that felt like jail time in my dream). I really thought we had it this time.
Conclusions: I have recurring dreams where a big brother figure / authority figure captures myself and my comrades, and despite my best efforts to escape, I am caught and punished. I try to fight back but the systems in place render me unable to do so (either futuristic robot cops or regular police cops) I think this points to my natural resentment of authority figures and also my guilt and fear over my inherent wrong doing. Because I was caught in a museum like place, this may mean I hope to escape this authority with my latent talents and values, but ultimately fail because of inflexibility in that system of authority.
Bummer.
HEDONISM AND ITS MANY DISCONTENTS
World’s Hottest Curry Contest Ends in Shambles
“It was very painful and felt like I was being chainsawed in the stomach with hot sauce on the chainsaw.”
Who is the @sshole that sees someone take a small bite, fall to the floor writhing, screaming, and puking and says, “Nah, don’t worry about it, I got this.”
Awesome.
Let the profoundness of the Indian man sink in.
As a side note, I used this picture as a slide background in a Powerpoint presentation I did while studying abroad in Denmark. I think it was on globalization. Still hilarious.
xxOccupyWallStreetxx
Three Babies, Four Dogs, Two Breasts, No Radiohead
Occupy Wall Street Journal - getting somewhere…….
McBain
Linkage
Cuba finds cure to lung cancer, officially wins Cold War
Almost 2012 - Survey shows Facebook more vital than toilets
Science proves, again, something we all knew inside
Another genius republican plan for victory over passive and weak democrats - le sigh
French woman sues man for lack of sex
Finally:
America:
Machetes, Power Tools, Revelations
I just found out a friend of mine in early grade school / kindergarten brutally murdered someone with a machete near the church I used to go to in Worcester. Last I knew he had moved to Colorado, where it snowed.
MISTRIAL IN MAKINEN MURDER TRIAL
A couple thoughts:
* I would have appreciated it more if they had titled it ‘MISTRIAL IN MAKINEN MURDER MYSTERY’ ; there’s no fun in the news these days. To be fair, there wasn’t much of a mystery, pretty much just an open and shut case of brutal and obvious murder.
* Of all the childhood friends and weird people from rural Hardwick, he wasn’t the person I would have pegged for a random psychotic brutal stabbing murder. Maybe not the last….
* Still less famous than this guy, and many others. Damn.
